First time out sober whilst here.
Knew Will would need me, I was FREAKIN RIGHT, poor kid. But I got bored. Didn't say man up but thought it, loudly. He's sopping when he's drunk, believes he's unconditionally in love... Do all drunks dramatise their lives. I think I probably do. 'OH but YOU DON'T KNOW my storyyyyyy'.
Another funny thing about not being drunk is that I found myself looking for people I know more than I would otherwise. And, being overtired, I was pretty out of it anyway. Amusement. 'ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT DRINKING?'
I love appletisers and J2Os. Especially Appletiser. So cheap! So apple-y! So bubbly! Imagine this, me walking through the club with a full glass of lovely soda WITH SOME STILL LEFT IN THE BOTTLE because - yes - it was more than could fit in the glass. When would this happen whilst sober?
On the other hand, no one believes in my resolutions.
And, I'm dressed as a smurf and this blue paint is starting to itch. Except apparently I look more like an avatar. SHOWAHHH TIMES. at 2am.
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